tisdag 10 maj 2011

Ned Flanders om närproducerat och björntjänster

Ur Hurricane Neddy - från SNPP:

Outside, Homer concludes the tour: "So, Flanders, what do you think of the house that love built?" He pats the front door, which falls inside the house, causing the second story to cave in. Finally, the top story collapses, and the house is back to where it started from. "Aw shoot!" is his response, scratching his head to find out what went wrong.

Ned walks away from the demolished "house" and begins to buff his glasses. The right lens falls out, and Ned lets out a groan and puts on his glasses.

Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap!
Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
[shocked gasps]
Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have gooooooooood intentions!


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