Samma teori som senast - från Kids prefer Cheese:
Incentives matter more than intentions
Praktik - från Daily Mail:
Seriously ill patients are being kept in ambulances outside hospitals for hours so NHS trusts do not miss Government targets.
Thousands of people a year are having to wait outside accident and emergency departments because trusts will not let them in until they can treat them within four hours, in line with a Labour pledge.
Humor - från Bizarro: