Ur NY Daily News, via Boing Boing:
Susan Warren, 53, was arrested by Westlake, Ohio, police after she allegedly broke into a woman’s apartment, cleaned it (lightly) and left a bill.
“She wrote a note on a napkin and left it on the table, saying, ‘$75 I was here to clean,’ and left her name and number,” Sherry Bush told WBBH-TV.
Bush said Warren cleaned a few coffee mugs, took out the trash, vacuumed the carpet and cleaned up her daughter’s playroom.
Flabbergasted, Bush called the number to ask if she had gotten the wrong house. She said Warren became irate and told her she “did this all the time” and demanded she pay up.
Här borde Warren självfallet frågat poliserna som arresterade henne, och även framöver domstolen, var deras intäkter kom från och vilken roll upplevd kundnytta spelar i deras vardag.