Incentives matter

Vidare på temat med den överkörda kinesiska flickan, ur Simpsons-avsnittet Stealing First Base, från Springfield! Springfield!:

Willy: He's stopped breathin'! Who knows gob-to-gob?! You know, mutton hole to mutton hole.

Superintendent Chalmers: No one goes near that boy till the ambulance comes. Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy.

Skinner: Let's quickly prod him to the curb with this pool skimmer.

Superintendent Chalmers: Good thinking.

Nikki: Move! I know CPR!

Skinner: Nikki, no! I prefer a dead child to a lawsuit from your parents.